If you are calling me for the first time, please introduce yourself and be polite.Tell me about yourself and what you like. Remember, I don't know you, Make me want to!!!( But  be truthfull, hell, send a pic). If you are nervous or a firsttimer, say so. It's ok. DO NOT call from a blocked number as I may be unable to get to the phone at that moment but will call you back promptly.

If you have any special requests(clothing), let me know at that time!

 

If you are emailing please do the same except leave a number and the date you would like to see me.

 

 

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CONFIRM OUR MEETING VIA EMAIL OR PHONECALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Often I will get email/calls from time wasters who book time but never confirm and in this case until you confirm with me, I may accept another booking (this is how I keep the lights on, lol). It's better to email me too much than to be disappointed that I am not available. Don't be THAT guy =)

 

PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HAGGLE OR ASK ME WHAT MAKES ME SO SPECIAL THAT YOU SHOULD SEE ME!!!!!

 

Either you want to or you don't and since I am not hurting for business, I find this offensive. I WILL decline your booking.

 

Payment/Donation/Gifts should be in an open envelope in cash in plain sight. as we are adults the predetermined amount should be there. I do not discuss romance and finance as I find it dampens the fun evening before us. I always encourage a gentleman to bring a bit extra so that if we should find we have gone reasonably past our planned date we can and are both happy.

 

So now that you are coming to visit me, here are a few things to know!

 

Please be freshly showered. if this is not a possibillity, let me know and we can begin with a warm steamy shower a deux! If not, your miles may vary and our first meeting may be our last, similarly, I keep toothbrushes and rinse.

 

Fresh breathe is everything! I love to kiss and cuddle so please make that as easy as possible for me! Gum or mints are great, especially if you are a smoker. If you have a beard, gum won't be enough, I have spare toothbrushes and lots of toiletries to spoil you with.

 

Here is my favorite! THERE IS NO NEED TO SUCK IN YOUR STOMACH!=)

 

And Finally, relax, hold on and enjoy the ride!